Piers Morgan

A man who works in an industry rammed full of cunts, yet has risen to the top in record time. He is clearly a grade A* cunt, a mealy-mouthed, sycophantic cocksmoking monkey boy whose podgy face fills me with incoherent rage.
I cannot think of someone more deserving of having a hollow scaffold pole inserted in his arse and then powdered glass poured down it.

The only crowning glory was his sacking over the faked up Iraqi pictures. Nice going Piers. However what really does fuck me off is that he now has a career on TV, which does nothing more than show the public how much of a CUNT he really is and of course the public love him, which also sums them up nicely too.

Keith Lemon/Avid Merrion

For being about as funny as waking up in an alleyway with a sock stuffed in your mouth and a used condom hanging out of your arsehole. A smug, wanker and fuckface of the highest order. why on god’s green earth anyone would want to laugh at this stupid-voiced, neckbrace-wearing cuntbubble is one of the greatest mysteries of our time.

Steve Wright

Moustachioed twat. Anyone who plays canned applause/cheering at the start of their own radio programme is a cunt and should be cut up into little pieces.
If Aliens landed and asked you to take them to the biggest cunt in the world, would you even blink before heading towards Broadcasting House?

Factoid: You're a incomparable spacker Steve and in 2nd and 3rd place are those cocksucking hyenas that are there to make you look competent. How many other so called DJs have to have a couple of idiots applauding their witless chattering?

I hope my license fee went towards something useful like Jeremy Clarksons fags, rather than funding your Cuntish existence.

Potential prostitute murderer.

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