The Primate Rescue Centre Monkey World recently issued a warning that one of their chimpanzees has escaped. They have warned the public not to approach the cunty looking chimp who sings like an asshole blowing out a kebab and tries to attract the ladies with his shite, jibberish fuck wit song lyrics.
“Oh poor old me, I’m all stressed and I have so many problems with my pampered fucking life wherein I get paid a skipload of money to fail in America and then just wallow in my mansion on a big bed made entirely of money, knowing I can get any airhead slut on the end my lazy fucking penis at the drop of a diamond encrusted hat, banging on about how depressed I am. Never mind I wouldn’t last a day in a real fucking job and if I went into a proper pub my trademark cheeky grin would be permanently lacerated from my smug cunt face.”
Coming on at the brits and telling us what was going through your mind when you wrote Angels. you lying prick! what was going through your mind when Angels was written? nothing! because you didn’t write it. Ray Heffernan did, and you nicked it and paid him 10 grand to keep quiet. you lying, fake, shallow, vain, conceited, puppet CUNT! Best song of the last 25 years? Yes, if you’re a deaf homosexual. “Angels” my fucking arse-bollocks you spunk-mark. Sexy-bird-getting-Gary-Barlow-nobbing-talentless far-more-rich-than-me cunt!
Also Has a beer and a snort and thinks he’s addicted! Pussy
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