30 January 2009

Graham Norton



Ugly, untalented, midget Irishman. He has set gay rights back 30 years with his totally unfunny camp routine (if you can call it that) Saying "ooh vagina" at 10pm doesn't cut the mustard as comedy talent, "look, a website with tits on it!" yeah that's really funny shit isn't it?

On the television, makes jokes about penises and brown love and thousands supposedly piss their kecks at this cutting edge humour.
In real life about as funny as blood in your stools. Look, as much as the public may believe that you are the cats twat of laffs, off-camera you're just a fucking miserable, stampy-feet, hissy-fit, blob-stroppy cunt of the garter.

Take your show and all the detritus that you've passed off as entertainment and slide it up your flapping, well-fucked balloon-knot, you tiresome cunt of a TV queen.

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